Woman marries cobra. Barack Obama likes my heart.

Apparently, this Indian woman fell deeply in love with a cobra, and decided to marry it. I mean, seriously - she married a snake. But when the snake refused to leave the ant hill in which it lived to attend the ceremony, a brass statue of a cobra had to fill in for the real cobra. Ummmmmmm...okay. So a snake got married before I did. Yet another reason to believe my life is absolutely pitiful.

In other news, I had a weird dream last night:

Barack Obama was my doctor. What is so weird about this is that I never think about Barack Obama, nor do I ever see him on TV, or ever hear anyone talk about him. But here he was, in my dream. I went in for a check-up, and he said to me, all serious-like, "Amanda, I am very concerned about your heart. We're going to need to perform some tests." Well, these "tests" would have to be done after I was put to sleep, and I was not happy about that, let me tell you right now. But first, before I could be put under, I would have to rid my entire body of phlegm, so he gave me some liquid to drink that would break the phlegm up. I drank it, but it didn't really help me to cough up the phlegm at all. After that, it still wasn't time for me to be put under, so I went outside of the hospital, which just happened to be located right next to Disney World (the Magic Kingdom, to be exact. Seriously - I could see Cinderella's castle from the hospital parking lot). However, there was a short little fence that separated me from Disney World, so all I could do was stand there and watch everyone having the time of their lives at the Happiest Place On Earth, while I was stuck outside the hospital, awaiting what I was assuming would be my death. Meanwhile, I started recognizing people in the hospital parking lot as kids I went to high school with. I must have seen five or six (none of them saw me, though), and I remember thinking, "Wow. How is it that all of these people from my hometown just happen to be at the Hospital Next To Disney World at the same time?" It was weird. I never got the answer I was looking for, nor did I ever have to be put to sleep, because I woke up soon thereafter.

*Sigh* I really want to go back to Disney World.