The art of finding a new job.

So I just came to the realization the other day that I do not make a lot of money at my current job, and that I would like to move into an apartment with my boyfriend, but that it will take money - money I'm not making at my current job. So then I came to the realization that I really need another job. But THEN I came to the realization that I am scared shitless to even go LOOK for another job. And then finally, I came to the realization that I am not qualified for another job anyway, unless the other job involves standing near an automatic door saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart." But I have already decided that if Wal-Mart ever becomes my one and only option for employment, I will crawl into a hole and die. See where my dilemma lies?

See...I never went to college. I never went to college because I can barely add 2 + 2, and also because brainwork gives me hives. Seriously. But apparently, if you haven't gone to college, you can't get a job that pays money - which totally sucks, because I'm not about to enroll in a University anytime soon. Soooooooo what is a girl to do? I can't get a better job without an education. I can't get an education without at least half a brain. And I can't get an apartment with my boyfriend using Monopoly money (...can I?). So it seems that the only thing I can really do is whine and complain to my blog. WAHHHHH, BLOG, I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELFFFFFFFFF.

In happier news....haha, just kidding, there IS no happier news. Why does life have to be teh sux0rz? Seriously, I am 25 and my life so far has been pretty pointless. I mean, I have not saved the world, or found a cure for cancer, or done anything that warrants special recognition. I know it's all my fault - I have chosen to do absolutely nothing with my life, but still. Why can't I just be like Paris Hilton? You know...make lots of money by having no talent or good looks or brains? How sweet would that be?

Disclaimer: To anyone who may happen to read this, money is not the only thing I care about. I know money does not equal happiness - but it does go a long way in helping make life a little more comfortable - for instance, by supplying a roof over one's head. But really, money is not even the whole issue here. More than money, I would love to have at least a little bit of self-confidence - which is something I'm going to need if I ever want to go looking for a new job. But how the hell can I obtain this self-confidence? Do they sell it at Wal-Mart? If not, I'm screwed.