I'm being forced to post.

Keitha just said to me on AIM (and I'm not making this up), "Amanda, if you don't go post on your blog, I am going to kidnap your dog." Now, I know what you're thinking - BITCH! Right? That's what I was thinking, too! Regardless, I truly value her friendship (and my dog), so I decided to post.

But suddenly, I realized something: I don't have a dog. I haven't had a dog since I was a little girl. Therefore, her threat meant nothing to me. Eventually, she realized this fact herself, and came up with a new threat (and I'm not making this one up, either): "Amanda," she said, "if you don't post on your blog, I'm going to cry myself to sleep, because you have been depriving me too long of your incredible wit and excellent writing skills."

Needless to say...that threat worked. So Keitha - this blog entry is dedicated to you.