I hate pain.

I just realized that I have not complained about my health on my blog lately, and I felt as if maybe I should update everyone with new complaints, so my readers can give me some sympathy.

I'm in so much pain right now. :-( So much pain, in fact, that I just used a sideways frowny face (I try to avoid sideways smilies at all costs, using them only when absolutely necessary). My face really, really hurts. As do both sides of my jaw. I feel all tense, like I need some sort of facial massage. Or, better yet, like I need to just cut my head off altogether. If I was decapitated, it would solve about 85% of my health complaints. Of course, it would also solve 100% of all of my problems, cuz I'd be dead.

So I took an Excedrin a little while ago. I am hoping it will numb the pain just a little...but I think that's asking for too much. :-( Oh no. I used the frowny face again.