Here is the long-awaited sequel...
...to my critically acclaimed horror novel Scary Shit. WARNING!!!! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ SCARY SHIT YET, DO NOT READ THIS ONE FIRST, BECAUSE YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT IS GOING ON. Here it is: Scary Shit 2: More Scary Shit.
Scary Shit 2: More Scary Shit
by Amanda
"I can't believe it has been a whole day since Candie was killed," said Candie Barr's less-hot best friend Britney Smith. "It feels like it was just a couple of hours ago."
"I know," said Dirk Kirkland, Britney's good-looking football player boyfriend. "I can't believe she was brutally murdered by a man with a knife."
"That must have sucked," said Britney. They nodded in agreement.
"Would you like to have sex tonight?" asked Dirk.
Britney, a virgin, gasped. "OMG!"
"What?" asked Dirk.
"I can't believe you would ask me if I wanted to have sex with you! I am a virgin!" Britney exclaimed.
"Yeah, so? You have to become a non-virgin sometime. Why not tonight?" asked hunky Dirk.
"Duh!" said Britney. "There is a killer on the loose! Killers don't kill virgins!"
"Oh," said Dirk. "You're right. I guess we can wait until after this guy is caught to have sex."
LATER THAT EVENING....
Dirk and Britney went to a party. "Would you like something to drink?" Dirk asked Britney.
"Sure," said Britney.
Dirk went over and got some fruit punch. He spiked it with alcohol. He then brought it back to Britney and she drank it. After about 3 cups of fruit punch, Britney got drunk, and Dirk led her up the stairs to a spare bedroom, where he proceeded to convince her to have sex with him.
They had sex.
Afterwards, they got dressed and went downstairs, where the party had started to break up. "That was a lot of fun," Britney admitted.
"I know," agreed Dirk. "Are you ready to leave?"
"Yes," said Britney. "But first I need to go outside in the secluded back yard all by myself."
"Okay," said Dirk.
Britney went out the back door, and into the backyard, where there was nobody around. All of a sudden, Man With The Knife jumped out from nowhere and stabbed Britney in the shoulder.
"Agghhh!" Britney screamed loudly. She fell to the ground.
Man With The Knife stabbed her again in the abdomen, just as Dirk came out the back door to see what was going on. "OMG!" he yelled as he saw what had happened. Quickly, Man With The Knife ran away.
Dirk ran over to Britney, who was barely alive anymore. "Honey! You've been stabbed!"
"This is all your fault," Britney said in a weak voice. "If you hadn't spiked my drink and made me have sex with you, he wouldn't have stabbed me. I told you: killers don't kill virgins." Britney then died.
Realizing she was probably right, Dirk said, "Oops."
THE END
I'm not sure. I might make this a trilogy. It depends on how positive my feedback is.
Scary Shit 2: More Scary Shit
by Amanda
"I can't believe it has been a whole day since Candie was killed," said Candie Barr's less-hot best friend Britney Smith. "It feels like it was just a couple of hours ago."
"I know," said Dirk Kirkland, Britney's good-looking football player boyfriend. "I can't believe she was brutally murdered by a man with a knife."
"That must have sucked," said Britney. They nodded in agreement.
"Would you like to have sex tonight?" asked Dirk.
Britney, a virgin, gasped. "OMG!"
"What?" asked Dirk.
"I can't believe you would ask me if I wanted to have sex with you! I am a virgin!" Britney exclaimed.
"Yeah, so? You have to become a non-virgin sometime. Why not tonight?" asked hunky Dirk.
"Duh!" said Britney. "There is a killer on the loose! Killers don't kill virgins!"
"Oh," said Dirk. "You're right. I guess we can wait until after this guy is caught to have sex."
LATER THAT EVENING....
Dirk and Britney went to a party. "Would you like something to drink?" Dirk asked Britney.
"Sure," said Britney.
Dirk went over and got some fruit punch. He spiked it with alcohol. He then brought it back to Britney and she drank it. After about 3 cups of fruit punch, Britney got drunk, and Dirk led her up the stairs to a spare bedroom, where he proceeded to convince her to have sex with him.
They had sex.
Afterwards, they got dressed and went downstairs, where the party had started to break up. "That was a lot of fun," Britney admitted.
"I know," agreed Dirk. "Are you ready to leave?"
"Yes," said Britney. "But first I need to go outside in the secluded back yard all by myself."
"Okay," said Dirk.
Britney went out the back door, and into the backyard, where there was nobody around. All of a sudden, Man With The Knife jumped out from nowhere and stabbed Britney in the shoulder.
"Agghhh!" Britney screamed loudly. She fell to the ground.
Man With The Knife stabbed her again in the abdomen, just as Dirk came out the back door to see what was going on. "OMG!" he yelled as he saw what had happened. Quickly, Man With The Knife ran away.
Dirk ran over to Britney, who was barely alive anymore. "Honey! You've been stabbed!"
"This is all your fault," Britney said in a weak voice. "If you hadn't spiked my drink and made me have sex with you, he wouldn't have stabbed me. I told you: killers don't kill virgins." Britney then died.
Realizing she was probably right, Dirk said, "Oops."
THE END
I'm not sure. I might make this a trilogy. It depends on how positive my feedback is.
posted by Amanda at 6:14 PM
3 Comments:
That made me touch myself
OMG...you two are the bestest! I am totally going to dedicate my first published book to you guys!
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