I wrote a horror novel today.

It is called Scary Shit. Let me know what you think of it!

Scary Shit

by Amanda


It was dark out, and it was raining. A young, big-breasted woman named Candie Barr was hanging out alone by the pool in her backyard. She was very rich.

"I think I'm going to take my clothes off and skinny dip in my pool," she said to herself. She took off her clothes and jumped into the pool. Little did she know, a man with a knife was watching her from the shadows.

"I feel like I'm being watched," Candie said, once again talking to herself.

"That's because I'm watching you," said Man With The Knife.

"Oh, well then that makes sense!" Candie said ditzyly. But then she realized she was talking to a man with a knife in his hand. "Oh noes!" she screamed, covering up her enormous breasts with her arms. "Are you going to kill me?"

"Yes," said Man With The Knife.

"Crap!" said Candie. She got out of the pool and walked over to Man With The Knife. "Please don't kill me!" she pleaded.

Man With The Knife ignored her, and stabbed her until she was dead.


THE END

Watch for the sequal, coming soon.