Dear Blog,
I've been ignoring you lately. I'm so sorry. It's not you - it's me. Yeah...uh, that's it. No, really - it's true. I mean, look at you. What's not to love? You look great! Your format is very nice. And your colors - don't even get me started on your colors! They are magnificent! It's just...I don't know. I think our relationship has gone stale. I remember when I first made you. I wanted to post on you up to 3 times a day. I wanted everyone to read you. I wanted you to be the best blog ever.
But you're not. I'm sorry if it hurts you to hear that, but honey...sometimes the truth hurts a little. Don't get me wrong - I like you. You are, after all, my baby. I created you. I took what you were (just a boring old template) and made you into the blog you are now. So what is wrong with me? Why have I been neglecting you? Is it because I think you're boring? I suppose that's probably it. Aw...come on now, don't cry. This has nothing to do with you. Like I said before, it's not you - it's me. I just have nothing to say...and you haven't really inspired me at all.
I'm sorry to have to bring this up for everyone to read. I hope you're not embarassed. I love you, blog, I do. But seriously...I'm worried about our relationship. And if things don't change pretty soon, I might just have to dump you.
Love,
Amanda
But you're not. I'm sorry if it hurts you to hear that, but honey...sometimes the truth hurts a little. Don't get me wrong - I like you. You are, after all, my baby. I created you. I took what you were (just a boring old template) and made you into the blog you are now. So what is wrong with me? Why have I been neglecting you? Is it because I think you're boring? I suppose that's probably it. Aw...come on now, don't cry. This has nothing to do with you. Like I said before, it's not you - it's me. I just have nothing to say...and you haven't really inspired me at all.
I'm sorry to have to bring this up for everyone to read. I hope you're not embarassed. I love you, blog, I do. But seriously...I'm worried about our relationship. And if things don't change pretty soon, I might just have to dump you.
Love,
Amanda

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Dear Gideon,
As if you've never written a letter to your blog before.
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