All I can taste is blood.

UGH. I hate it. I tell you, if I ever get turned into a vampire, I am going to go sunbathing first chance I get because there is no way in hell I am spending eternity drinking something as shitty tasting as blood.

Oh yeah, so I just came back from the dentist, that is why my mouth tastes like blood. Supposedly, if you're a super-duper brusher, your gums get all tough, and they don't bleed when you go in for a cleaning. Well I am a super-duper brusher too! So why did my gums bleed?! Well, my dental hygienist told me that I miss a couple of spots behind my lower front teeth when I brush. Bullshit! I brush everywhere! AND I FLOSS. And I use that shitty Listerine crap. WHICH BURNS IF SWALLOWED. I am doing everything they are telling me to do, and yet they still make me bleed half to death whenever I go in for a cleaning. And then they bleed my wallet, because I don't have dental insurance, so they charge me 60 bucks to rip my gums apart. Not fair!

In other news, rain sucks. Especially when there's lots of it, and it accumulates in one area (i.e. roads). There is a flood warning today, and I NEED to go to my boyfriend's house (or else), and how am I supposed to do this when the roads are flooded?! Jeepers creepers.

In even more news, I think I have a brain tumor. Go ahead and laugh. But I think I am right this time. I've had a weird headache for the past 4 days, and just yesterday, I started getting this pressure feeling on the top of my head, like there is a little alien in there trying to get out. Shit. I'd rather have the brain tumor, methinks.