I learned something today.

And that is that people who talk a lot are annoying.

Oh, first, let me just give a little background here, for anyone who does not know me: I work in retail. A book store to be exact. We get all sorts of different people who come in the store from day to day. About 95% of them are annoying. And out of that 95%, about maybe 35% are the people who are annoying because they talk too much. Like the old man who came in today. He comes in every once in a while and buys porn magazines. Usually, he will talk to anyone and everyone about nothing...probably to direct our attention away from the fact he's buying Big Black Butt or something. Anyway, so he came in to the store twice today and talked our ears off. He was all, "Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah blah!" That was the first time he came in. The second time he came in, he said, "You know what you need to watch out for? The HIV. That is not a good thing. Liberace had a lover. He got HIV from him, and died. But before he died, he sued the guy who gave him HIV...even though he was a homo too." And then he told me how John F. Kennedy Jr. died because his wife decided to call someone on her cell phone while they were flying in the plane. Eventually, he shut the hell up and bought porn.

Okay, so here is an update on the tetanus crisis: My jaw still hurts. And my neck hurts too. And occasionally my back. How long does it take for tetanus to kill you? And can I get tetanus, even though I don't recall having ever cut myself recently? And is there a way to cure my hypochondriac-ism? Anyone?